JENNY HOLZER CAT

LOVE IS AN ENDLESS MYSTERY BUT THEN AGAIN SO IS THAT MOUSE I THINK I HEAR BEHIND THE STOVE

DO NOT DWELL ON THE PAST; IT IS NOT NEARLY SO COMFY AS THE PUFFY CHAIR

HOPE IS THE THING WITH FEATHERS I JUST LEFT FOR DEAD ON YOUR DOORSTEP

REASONABLE CATS EXIST BUT NOT IN A REASONABLE FORM

SHARPENING MY CLAWS ON THE DECK CHAIRS ON THE TITANIC

REALITY IS PLIANT. LOOK AT THIS TINY BASKET I JUST SQUEEZED MYSELF INTO

I AM HUNGRY FOR POWER BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE SALMON.

BEING HONEST WITH ONESELF IS A GOOD EXERCISE BUT SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS TO EXERCISE

THE MASTER’S TOOLS WILL NEVER DISMANTLE THE MASTER’S HOUSE BUT YOU CAN CLAW THE SHIT OUT OF IT

I FOUND A HIDDEN HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA. IT HAD FALLEN BEHIND THE COUCH